HELLSINGLAND UNDERGROUND – ENDLESS OPTIMISM

BIOGRAPHY 2022

MY DAD AND HIS GANG OF SMELLY BEARDED GEEZERS RELEASE ANOTHER “RECORD.” GOOD FOR THEM.

And once again he’s forced me to do a job that he obviously is too lazy or incompetent to do himself. He apparently things child labour is perfectly fine in 2022.

I didn’t’ even know what a press release was. But after a lot of nagging and bribery of various kinds, I finally put forward my terms: I will write it if it presented in my version, without censorship. And he agreed with it. So, blame yourself.

First of all, I don’t understand why anyone would want to buy a piece of plastic that is just insanely difficult to play. Feels damn 20^th century if you ask me. He says, that I don’t “get the point” but in truth, it’s he himself who’s old and lagging behind. 

I have no idea how to get anyone interested in this. But sometimes I can feel a little sad for them for still trying.

But if I’m going to try to say something positive about the whole thing, it’s good for him that he has such good friends like the guys in the band. Because he doesn’t have any others. It’s also nice that they get to “see the world” a bit when they’re on tour. Too bad they smell like Germany when they come back. regardless of whether they’ve been to Spain, Sweden, or anywhere else. Don’t they shower? 

The whole thing mostly feels like an excuse to get away and drink beer and act like idiots. But as long as he is happy, and I get to avoid his worst outbursts.

Now he forces me to write “at lease SOMETHING positive” about this record. And okay then. My little sister Nico and Jerry’s son Louie did a great job in the video for “Young & Dumb.”  It’s actually great fun. 

But good luck. Or something.

Juni, 16 years (Charlie’s daughter).